Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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