Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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