I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
please come you make the beer taste better
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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