Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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