do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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