just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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