I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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