I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
we're so committed to being not committed
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