He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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