Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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