He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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