My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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