how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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