Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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