weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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