Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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