Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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