problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
