is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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