The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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