How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She's the barista slut.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
that may or may not have been my penis.
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