Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
4 words: hood of his car
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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