wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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