how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
