so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I need a beard to bite.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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