He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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