Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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