we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
