I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
well you can't waste a boner
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Terrible idea I love it
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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