At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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