the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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