yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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