Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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