Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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