Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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