at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
