I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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