Just fell off a train. Bad.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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