Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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