He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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