similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
third nipple confirmed
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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