omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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