can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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