Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm too high and old for this...
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