And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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