Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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