whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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