found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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