There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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