what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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