Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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