If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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